Quotes Antidotes!

Just some fun and funny stuff:

"It's not me (moving or swaying), it's the boat." -Juan Carlos
24 shots of tequila later (yes, that many) for his birthday party, he gets off the boat, and says "oh, it is me, it is not the boat!"


"My hair is no blonder than before I started (this journey), and it wasn't very blonde then either." - Kat
Said in frustration that the sun and sea have not lightened my hair any!


"Real men don't suck." -Capt Gary
In response to why real men don't like using a straw in their drinks.


"I got to have nice hair for a week." -Niki
Said in conversation about her week back in La Paz, where the humidity and showers are better.


"It's not me, it's the motion of the sea." -Juan Carlos
A few days later, after he recovered from his Birthday party


"I would like to be able to take a shower naked someday, hot water would be nice too." -Kat
Said while walking down the dock on a chilly night with 20 mph winds blowing, to the outdoor showers (none on the boat & no hot water).


"Eating habeneros is bad for your fingernails." - Yoshi
In response to our question why, he simply stated because when you go to the toilet, you scratch your nails down the walls! Capt. Gary ate 5 whole cubana Habeneros! His fingernails are just fine, but then again, he has an iron stomach.


"It's not the boat, it's the port!" - Kat
Said in response to the fact that it didn't matter that the boat wasn't working, the port was closed, again, and we couldn't go out even if we wanted to.

"I have fingernail issues right now." - Brian
I responded yeah I need to do some personal grooming myself and he said no, not that, from the hot stuff. (See Yoshi's quote above for details.) :)